kardashian

1. (kardashian) (805↑, 95↓)

To fart and queef at the same time.

She was cute, but she could clear the dance floor with one kardashian.

Author: Hank TADD http://kardashian.urbanup.com/3878183

2. (kardashian) (203↑, 74↓)

any woman who is fake, cheap and easy.

That tacky bitch has fucked half the football team. She's so kardashian.

Author: They rapin' errrybody out here http://kardashian.urbanup.com/5149606

3. (Kardashian) (205↑, 76↓)

A beautiful nobody........famous only thanks to physical attributes and free exposure via the internet.

Seems like everyday the world is in love with the latest Kardashian ....what have we become ?

Author: 2m8rh8r http://kardashian.urbanup.com/4734547

4. (Kardashian) (134↑, 46↓)

A Kardashian is someone who is completely useless, and or, worthless.

Dude, that guy is such a loser, what a Kardashian\!

Author: Truth_Teller23 http://kardashian.urbanup.com/5563757

5. (kardashian) (272↑, 186↓)

Human princess with a large posterior who often enjoys the company of black human males and utilizes modern technology to exhibit such sexual encounters. Often done to the dismay of a deceased father.

Kim Kardashian is a piece of hawt, steamy, female.

Author: willy limp lump http://kardashian.urbanup.com/2690843

6. (Kardashian) (90↑, 9↓)

(adj.) A “Kardashian” is a unit of measurement representing 72 days of marriage, as ratified by the [Anonymous] Measurement Council. Also refers to a female who is [vapid], [shallow], and burdened with a large [posterior].

I've been married for 10 Kardashians... I feel so old\!

Author: Artemis Crouch http://kardashian.urbanup.com/6181310

7. (Kardashian) (41↑, 11↓)

Booger, snot, runny nose (spoiled)

My allergies were so bad I was launching Kardashians all day.. Did you see the kardashian tina had sticking out her nose? it was so big it was like looking at kims ass. Mom-if you dont shut up, im gonna launch a Kardashian at you

Author: moneymakerwil http://kardashian.urbanup.com/5751939

8. (Kardashian) (112↑, 94↓)

A word used instead of ass or butt.

Oh my god sami, my kardashian is still bruised from the carnival ride\! Sami: wow those black guys really like me\! Juan: i guess, but they were looking at your kardashian the whole time. Sami: well i DO have a black girl's kardashian...

Author: Punaner http://kardashian.urbanup.com/3157600

9. (kardashian) (93↑, 77↓)

simply put, someones ass

My jeans are too tight...my kardashian grew. Hey Becca, your kardashian looks great in the skirt\!

Author: Misha Toon http://kardashian.urbanup.com/2727471

10. (kardashian) (21↑, 6↓)

Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.

Nobody knew who he was, until he Kardashianed himself.

Author: mulhollandmaestra http://kardashian.urbanup.com/5968656

11. (kardashian) (18↑, 4↓)

(adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose

"The catering was free, 'cuz they promised to mention her in US magazine..... Man, how Kardashian is that?"

Author: dégoûté http://kardashian.urbanup.com/6014149

12. (Kardashian) (13↑, 1↓)

n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.

"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?" \kardashian "I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out\!"

Author: Fluffy McPants http://kardashian.urbanup.com/6193307

13. (Kardashian) (8↑, 1↓)

A kardashian is a unit of measure representing 72 days of marriage

My Parents are on their 23rd kardashian

Author: .M.D.R. http://kardashian.urbanup.com/6219596

14. (Kardashian) (6↑, 0↓)

n. A toxic blight on humanity.

Waste anymore money like that and you'll end up a Kardashian.

Author: ItsBozzie http://kardashian.urbanup.com/6316686

15. (Kardashian) (5↑, 0↓)

Ass, arse, booty, bum, butt... Kardashian.

Guy: Her kardashian was staring at me from miles Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning

Author: Hotlips69 http://kardashian.urbanup.com/5870438

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Last updated: 2012.03.01